happyhomosexual:

Male: hello

Me, having listened to 5 true crime podcast episodes today: kill any women and children lately 😑😒

(Source: female-husband, via screamingay)

ambientnightfall:

the-top-hat-anon:

i-am-a-fish:

tonakings:

i-am-a-fish:

tonakings:

i-am-a-fish:

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comfy

FISH NO

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..but comfy

FISH PLEASE YOU COULD GET HURT

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s

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sleeby….

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Put those fucking sticks down

(via screamingay)

cat sounds, rated

sunshineandpoems:

edgebug:

mrow?: inquisitive. timeless. succinct and to the point. 8/10

purr: is there anything better? 10/10

silent judgement: not a cat sound. does not count. 0/10

mow-wow-wow!: exuberant. joyful. a frank delight. you should be so lucky as to hear this cat sound on a regular basis. 9/10

AAAAAAAA: obnoxious. loud. why is my tiny bastard screaming? 3/10

rrrrrrrrrrrrr!: your cat is angry. this is a bad cat sound, but ultimately necessary so that you understand their displeasure. 5/10

mrrrp: cat activation noise. melodic. flawless vibrato. short and sweet. 9/10

the classic yodel: everyone loves a good yodel. shows off your cat’s vocal range. emotional. plaintive yet hopeful. showstopping. 8.5/10

the classic yodel after 1 AM: no!!!!!!!! -10000/10

they’re all 10/10 op you’re just a coward

(via screamingay)

gayfarmer:

me exactly every 29 days: why am I so fucking sad

Me @me a few seconds later after using common sense:

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(via screamingay)

blackmoonflesh:
“ lovelyladylunacy:
“ edgaristhefox:
“ furbearingbrick:
“ trebled-negrita-princess:
“ blackgirlsinlove:
“ elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
“ mika-misaki2:
“ I don’t know who Megan Kelly is but I wanna piss her off
”
dis...

blackmoonflesh:

lovelyladylunacy:

edgaristhefox:

furbearingbrick:

trebled-negrita-princess:

blackgirlsinlove:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

mika-misaki2:

I don’t know who Megan Kelly is but I wanna piss her off

dis bitch

“Verifiable fact” 😭😂

I’d PISS ON HER tbh

btw Saint Nicholas, whom Santa Claus is based on, was a black guy

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and we don’t know exactly what jesus looked like, but here’s an artistic reconstruction of an average 20-something male from his ethnic group at the time

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DOES THIS LOOK FUCKING WHITE TO YOU

I want this post everywhere

jesus was represented more or less accurately as an ethnically jewish arab man up until the reign of pope alexander vi, in the late 15th century. since he was viciously persecuting roman jews during this time, alexander wanted to make them less sympathetic to the public, and did so in part by ordering that portrayals of jesus be based off of his son, cesare borgia.

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the reason “jesus is white” is because someone purposefully attempted to alter the perception of history to benefit his goal of persecuting a targeted ethnic group.

Wow, more proof the Borgias were trash.

(Source: mysharona1987, via screamingay)

realityassassin:
“ druidviolence:
“ speedlimit15:
“what the fuck
”
it’s actually inverted out of respect!! - plimbko the elf requested to be hanged from an upside down tree because he felt himself unworthy of a death in the same manner as...

realityassassin:

druidviolence:

speedlimit15:

what the fuck

it’s actually inverted out of respect!! - plimbko the elf requested to be hanged from an upside down tree because he felt himself unworthy of a death in the same manner as santa

This is the scariest addition to a post I think I’ve ever seen

(via screamingay)

justgazing:
““Dude is a slur” is the funniest take I’ve seen all week
”

justgazing:

“Dude is a slur” is the funniest take I’ve seen all week

(via screamingay)

marcsalmonds:

batsound:

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this is a strong contender for the funniest post i have ever seen in my life

Bottom surgery was a success afafsgsgsgagagagshs

(via screamingay)

lesbianillyana:

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MIB: International trailer mood

(via screamingay)